Bro Running Away From The Cops In Handcuffs Just Got...JACKED UP!

You just got...JACKED UP! I know ESPN has done away with that segment because they can't preach "actually football doesn't cause CTE" while highlighting people getting their heads blown to pieces, but what if they showed videos like this one instead? I think we can all sign up for that.

And you gotta tip your cap to the guy running away in handcuffs. Absolutely no gameplan whatsoever. He was already behind the 8 ball with the whole hands behind his back thing, but then he was running into an absolute buzzsaw and didn't see a cutback plane at all

Tough sledding but I appreciate the hustle. And some people are saying if we're playing by Cops and Robbers rules, he actually won. If the house is home base, he made it, albeit with his spine in 1,000 pieces. But you know he was on something special because he was still fighting the cops even after he was sent to the shadow realm. Didn't matter how many cops were trying to arrest him, he was not going to go soundly into the night. No sir. That wouldn't be the Mississippi way.