According To Science And Data, Jordan Davis Is The Fastest Big Fella To Ever Live
It's easy to run a hundred miles per hour like Tyreek Hill when you're only 5'10", 190 lbs. It's easy to jump up and reverse hurdle a linebacker like Saquon Barkley when you're only 6'0", 230 lbs. It's what guys like that were put on this Earth to do.
But big boys like Jordan Davis are not supposed to move like that. Everything about physics and their genetic makeup would lead you to believe it's impossible. He's a 330 lb behemoth of a human. When God created Jordan Davis, he created him with destruction and pain in mind. A monstrous mutant who could break an ordinary man in half. Speed and agility was never in the blueprint when creating Jordan Davis. But now it's time to start thinking about Jordan Davis the running back.
Literally the fastest beefy boy to every carry the ball in NFL history. He dropped close to 30 lbs during the offseason. If that's how fast Jordan Davis can move at 326, just imagine the type of freak he'd be if he was loser to the 250 range. You could hand the ball off to him every single snap and he'd get in the end zone. The only issue is that the Eagles would miss him wreaking havoc on defense, and blocking kicks like this. So for the good of the Birds, let's just hope that Jordan Davis' weight loss journey is over. We can't afford to have him take Saquon's job.
P.S. -- Before anybody bitches about how "timely" a post on a Tuesday is about a play that happened on Sunday, I am currently on paternity leave. Shouldn't even be blogging right now. But that's just the kind of company man I am.