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The NFL Schedule Makers Should Be Thrown In Jail For Putting Chiefs Vs. Giants On Sunday Night Football

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I was going to apologize to everyone that watched the sludge passed off as professional football tonight on NBC as the resident Giants fan here at Barstool. But it's not my fault my team fucking sucks. I could've told you this game was going to be brutal to watch considering the Chiefs haven't been fun to watch in a while and the Giants have been varying levels of unwatchable forever. You know who else could've told you that? Anybody who has followed the NFL even a little over the last couple of years.

So I am going to lash out at the dickheads that decided to put this game in prime time for millions of people to be subjected to for no fucking reason other than the Giants playing in the biggest media market, the Chiefs being the most recent dynasty, and the chance that the great Taylor was going to show up, which actually happened.

Bravo to the Giants jumbotron director for being the one of the few people in the entire organization that actually showed up tonight. Same for Cam Skattebo, who is like one of three Giants I don't actively despise right now along with Jaxson Dart, even if the coaching staff only uses him for read options like he's late career Tim Tebow. 

Noticeably absent from that list is the entire front office and coaching staff for allowing the Giants to play a game with an injured kicker FOR THE SECOND TIME IN THE LAST YEAR!!! I would say fire every single one of them and start from scratch, but there is truly no point for that considering this absolute bozo will still be in charge of a laughingstock of a franchise yet somehow did this less than a year ago.

For those keeping track at home, the Giants have won one (1) game since they somehow won that Seahawks game in mid-October. A fucking clown show from top to bottom.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to figure out how to blame Daniel Jones for that piss poor showing on offense tonight.