"Packers Going To The Bowl Bruh" - Jayden Reed Awoke From His Dual Collarbone/Foot Surgery In An Anesthesia-Filled Stupor With One Thing In Mind, Becoming a Champion

Pretty much the only snags to hit the Packers dream start to the season have been injuries to a few starting offensive linemen and wide receiver Jayden Reed. Green Bay's third year wideout went under the knife yesterday to repair a broken collarbone. The injury happened on a touchdown catch against the Commies that was called back for holding. Unreal ball from Love, great catch by Reed. Sadly negated by the refs.
Not only did they go in and fix the collarbone, but a jones fracture in his foot was also addressed. The ol' 2 for 1 surgery is brutal. Now we know that anesthesia can do wonders to the human brain coming out of intense procedures. Even the world's strongest minds are no match for the planet you get put when you have some of that shit.
Well Reed came out of his slumber with one thing in mind —Super Bowl.
This man has no time for any other thoughts. He's as locked in as ever. His sights are set on becoming a champion. Ball is the only thing that matters. Joe Burrow probably talking about being Batman and catching the Joker. Caleb Williams freaking out about missing a nail appointment. We're focused on the number one goal, the Lombardi. It's only been two weeks, but boy does this team feel special.
Get healthy soon Jayden, need you in the second half of the season (I have no idea what his timetable is for a 2 for 1 double surgery).