There May or May Not Be An Alien Growing Out Of A Meteorite Like Venom Down In Panama

Listen, I’m not saying this thing is real. But I’m also not not saying it is either. I’m just asking questions. Don’t shoot the messenger.

Something this possibly monumental deservers a blog. I don't make the rules. I just follow them.

Even the distinguished Daily Mail is covering it

DailyMail- A man claims to have found an alien-like species within a meteorite, causing a stir on social media.

The individual, who identifies himself as Kin online, said he discovered a small, silver-colored space rock in a fiery crater in Panama on August 29.

Since then, he has shared a series of videos on TikTok showing what he described as the meteorite burning leaves on contact and an unruly, tentacled organism sprouting from within it.

A week after his initial post, he claimed that the crater 'shines at night,' sharing footage of the dark site glowing mysteriously.

Subsequent videos appeared to show a mass of oily, tentacle-like growths spreading rapidly from the rock's crevices, eventually engulfing the object. 

The videos have gone viral on social media, with some viewers claiming they show 'an alien growing,' while others dismiss them as a hoax. 

'There are people who want to believe, but in reality it looks like a potato,' one user shared on X.

'That metallic sheen smells like paint, and the camera cut before touching it is suspicious. By the way, iron meteorites don't do photosynthesis. It's a potato.'

Now believe it or not, there is actually a large contingent of people out there who are buying this thing -

and for those people that just want to believe, they're connected dots and claiming that we earthlings experienced a bombardment of asteroids a few weeks ago "that the media didn't report", and that worldwide governments actually attempted to fire missiles at them to break them up. Supposedly connected to this video from China- 

Allegedly, 9,000 miles away, this little baby landed in this Panamanian guys backyard, smoking hot.

Again, allegedly caught on video here - 

Here is video of what he found - 

From there he put it under glass and monitored it. Small tentacles allegedly began to sprout from it, and began to move. 

If this story sounds familiar, it's because it's pretty much straight out of the Marvel comicbook series Venom - 

But it doesn't stop there. 

Whether this thing is a fungus, or a stage prop, or CGI, or whatever, I haven't the slightest. But these guy keeps documenting this thing and it's continuing to grow and get scarier. 

To the point it "outgrew" its glass container.

So he transferred it to a safe-

This thing, whatever it is, is now outrgowing the safe. 

Internet sleuths have claimed to debunk this, claiming it's simply a concotion of "Polydimethylsiloxane (PDMS) or just silicone polymer, the same stuff used in medical implants,  cookware, and various industrial applications, and a little bit of Hexane which is a common organic solvent."

As a card carrying member of the critical thinking club and text group, I am going to reserve my right to pass judgement on this thing one way or another until more facts emerge. Either this guy in Panama with two nickels to rub together has some buddies who should be working for Lucas Films or Pixar and are pulling a really good special effects stunt, or this thing is here to put humanity out of our misery. 

Either way, somewhere out there, Joe Dirt smiles.

p.p.s.-