Pretty Solid Night At Wake Forest: A Ref Caught A Pass Right In The Dick And A Food Truck Caught On Fire, Smoked Out The Stadium Mid-Game

I just put this score here to show you a real football game happened last night between Wake and NC State. Hell, it even started with a kick return for a touchdown: 

But this isn't about the actual football. No offense to my dad (Wake grad) or any NC State fan, no one gave a shit about this game. It was the MACtion type stuff that happened in the ACC, a perfect Thursday night type game. You had a food truck go on fire outside the stadium, hotboxing the place

Incredible. That had to smell so good if you started getting all the bbq smell. However, I did research (Twitter searched food truck Wake Forest) and found out it was only charcoal: 

If I'm getting smoked out by a food truck I want nothing more than the smell of some jalapeno cheddar sausage and brisket. Make me hungry as shit if I have to sit there and watch some ACC football. It didn't stop here though. It never stops with just one food truck on fire when it comes to the NC State/Wake rivalry.

Good old fashioned catch with the dick 

Don't care how old I am, a solid dick shot will always be funny. Let me clarify that, it will always be funny as long as it's not to me and it's funnier when it's a ref. Every guy in the world can feel this moment. You know that keel over and hold, you can hear the grunt and catching your breath. It's never right on impact either, the worst dick shots at when you get the aftershocks. You think you avoided disaster and a half second later you want to cry. It's the one time it's appropriate for a man to cry. You get hit in the right spot on the dick, you're allowed to bawl on national TV. 

ACC Thursday Night Football, it always delivers. Pretty solid night.