"I Want To Give A BJ While Skydiving" Lily Phillips Has Her Next Stunt Lined Up And Folks She Will NOT Miss A 50 Year Storm

It's been a surprisingly quiet summer for Lily Phillips and her arched nemesis Bonnie Blue. Haven't heard about either of them on here since early July. Did they somehow already fuck everyone on earth? Quite possibly. 

But clearly the game has changed and it isn't just about putting up numbies anymore. That's been done and done and done again. So how can these two TITANS of the industry raise the stakes for their next magic trick? Well folks, Lily is already way ahead of the curve per usual. 

SKYDIVING. BLOWJOBS.

Also sorry for not giving an exact quote in the headline, turns out writing "I Wanna Suck A Cock Whilst Skydiving" does NOT help improve your SEO score. Such is life I guess. 

Kudos to Lily for realizing there's more to the game than taking thousands of loads at once. Does 1 cumshot at 10,000 feet equal 1,000 at sea level? I'm not qualified to quantify that comparison so someone out there needs to start crunching the numbers. 

Of course she wouldn't be the 1st person ever to skydive at semen level, but I'll grant points for creativity nonetheless. 

Real talk though, is it even physically possible to pull off? Wouldn't the dudes cock be flapping in the wind so hard he gets whiplash? Is this a tandem jump with her attached to an instructor who has to worry about safety regulations whilst watching a Gluck Gluck 10000? How cold is it that high in the sky? I know Lily wants it so bad it's like acid in her mouth but… seems pretty complicated to pull off. 

I wouldn't bet against Ms. Phillips though. Over the past few years she's proven she'll go to any lengths to get what she wants. Whether that's giving or receiving. A modern day Johnny Appleseed if you will. If Johnny squatted over 14 inch hammers

Making your ex munch on someone else's warm load is absolutely putrid revenge, also reminds me of that Tucker Max pregame BJ story. What a world indeed. 

For anyone wondering, "where the fuck are this girls parents at?!" well… here you go. 

Honestly seems like a pretty chill loving family? Does make you wonder how she settled on taking 2000 ball blasts in an afternoon to make a living. Then again, that car is fucking sweet. So it kinda makes sense. 

Either way, you won't find me slut shaming Lily for boldly & unabashedly living her life with reckless abandon for our entertainment. Just uhhh maybe consider being a little safer with the stunts? Paging Freddie Mercury's estate… 

But it sounds like her giant gangbangs are all above board and expertly put on by her team. #Empowerment

Now do those random dudes go home and tell their buddies about their day or do they never reveal that secret? Tough call. 

But what's next for Lily Phillips as we look toward 2026 & beyond? Well sounds like she's already gearing up to start a family. 

CHOOSE LOVE. 

And she's also putting out a public challenge to Bonnie Blue to settle their differences once and for all… Sadly not in the Rough N' Rowdy ring though. Lily wants to prove she's the greatest Gluck Gluck Gladiator of all-time.

Let the boy WATCH. Blue-ish hue. Plums.

What a demented world we live in huh? Time for me to go touch grass. 

But good luck to Lily achieving all her dreams & nightmares. My pageviews salute you Queen. Slay!