'We Had A Bit Of A Tear Up' - Tyrrell Hatton Had An Incredible Press Conference Breaking Down His Night Of Partying, Passing Out And Throwing Up On Himself To Celebrate Making The Ryder Cup Team

This is the last time this month I'll say something nice about Tyrrell Hatton. I'm probably in the minority but I'm a Hatton fan, except for this month when he becomes the enemy. That said, I can't stop listening to him explain his night out with Jon Rahm to celebrate making the Ryder Cup. There's something hilarious about the way a European breaks down their night of partying. You get to say things like we had a bit of a tear up. I can't say that. It doesn't sound right if I try to explain a night out that way. 

Now, I do feel bad for Hatton since he's a puker. There's nothing worse than the spins or being around a person who has to to yak if they drink. I'm lucky enough to have a Seinfeld-esque streak of not throwing up. Keep it bottled up, fall asleep, wake up in the morning and get through it. That's the way I go about it. 

At least he handled the hotel room correctly. This is where people can be assholes and leave the puke all over and just say a maid will take care of it. You obviously can't wash your own sheets in a hotel room. It's a horrendous place to throw up knowing someone else has to deal with your mess and if it's not your last night, you can't get that smell out. Leaving a note explaining it, extra cash, that's the play. Everyone should be leaving a tip regardless, but throw a little more on if you have a bit of a tear up. Hatton did play the dangerous game though. 

You can't start with 6 glasses of wine and then mix a little bit of everything. Find your drink, stick with it and avoid the messy night. Need one of our vice captains to take one for the team and try to get Hatton shitfaced like this the night before the Ryder Cup, almost like a Celtic Pride situation. Need to win at Bethpage, no matter what.