"Have Some Faith Next Time" -- Josh Allen Made Sure To Verbally Ball Tap Every Buffalo Fan Who Left The Bills Game Early Last Night
There's almost never a situation where leaving a game early is the right decision. Best case scenario is, what? You beat the traffic a little bit. But even that's not really true, because if half the stadium decides to leave the game early then you're still going to be dealing with traffic getting out of the lots. I don't know, man. I'm not a scientist so I don't really understand how traffic works. But to me, it seems like you're maybe saving yourself like 8 minutes of traffic.
Worst case scenario? You bail on your team when they're down by 15 points with 5 minutes left to play. You think to yourself that there's not a damn chance in heck they'd be able to pull off a miraculous comeback to actually win that game. You're furious leaving the stadium, thinking about how much of a joke the team is as you're getting into the car, you turn on the radio just to hear the rest of the game play out, and BAM!
Josh Allen leads the Bills 80-yards down the field to make it a one-score game with this touchdown pass to Keon Coleman.
The Ravens fumble on the following possession, and a minute later here comes Josh Allen to punch it in himself to cap off another 30-yard touchdown drive. Just like that, it's only 40-38. But they failed the 2-pt conversion, so they still had some work left to do. The Ravens run 3 plays, the Bills call 3 timeouts, they're getting the ball back with just under 90 seconds left to go. Thanks to a little home cooking with the clock management, that's all Josh Allen needed.
You're in your car just pulling out of the parking lot, and Josh Allen just led your Bills to 3 straight scoring drives in the final minutes of the game to pull off a miraculous comeback. And what's the story you get to tell everybody at work tomorrow about the game?
I was there! Look, here's my ticket! We were right down in that corner where Prater kicked the game winning field goal!
Coworker #1: That's awesome! Tell me you stayed for the whole game….
Well…no. We started to leave a little early. But just because the wife had to get home.
Coworker #2: You're pathetic. I hate your guts, and now is a good time to tell you that I've been sleeping with your wife for months
I promise I didn't leave because I thought the Bills were dead! I promise I still had faith, it's just that you know how traffic is trying to get out of Highmark.
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Boss: You're fired, you little bitch. And I've also been sleeping with your wife.
You lost your job. Your wife has been sleeping with half your office. Your kids don't respect you. Even the dog starts to cringe if you try to pet him. All because you wanted to leave the game a little early to "beat the traffic". When the reality of the situation is that you just gave up on your team.
Josh Allen will forgive you, but he'll never forget. Much like Sean McDermott.