A Couple Of Food Influencers Had Their Review Interrupted By A Goddamn Car Crashing Into Them Through A Window

I want this to be a lesson to the future generations of wannabe food reviewers who have been raised in the digital age by YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok. You think simply propping a camera up and gorging yourself with food is an easy job? Well it's not! Sure it's pretty sweet to get paid to eat delicious treats with your boss like The Snack Boys do.

However you are not just basking in the sunshine and tasting the rainbows. It takes a lot of hard work, even if that hard work is mostly just flapping your gums in between bites of food. You have an industry with an extremely low bar of entry considering any idiot with a camera and internet access can do it. The amount of empty calories you consume is enough to give any doctor a heart attack, let alone the person taking down all those calories. Finally, you have an endless amount of internet commenters that will tell you exactly where on your body they think those calories are doing their most damage.

So in addition to all that, now you apparently have to worry about cars plowing through a restaurant with no warning except for glass shattering like the beginning of Stone Cold Steve Austin's intro song. Can you imagine Glenny Balls sitting down for a Boozin' Burgers review before getting plastered by a pickup truck while he looks to see if his lettuce is shredded? I mean I guess it wouldn't have been the worse thing in the world for business since the views would've gone off the charts with the video instantly going to a One Bite level of viral numbers. But our sweet Glenny would spend the rest of his days worried about which car was waiting for him around the corner as he dropped his latest knowledge of all things boozin' and burgers, which is no way to live. Actually, I don't think Glenny worries about anything in the world. But 99.99999999% of people would be scarred for life.

Speaking of Glenny, this near tragedy could lead to some triumph for both him and the young lady recording considering she apparently has an OnlyFans according to her Twitter profile, which could lead to what I'm pretty sure would be the first ever OnlyStans x Boozin' Burgers collab in history.

Let's go live to Glenny for comment!