Happy Birthday Cristin Milioti! Let's Celebrate Your Mother Of Gotham City

8/17/2025 6:35 PM

Is it fair to say Cristin Milioti is extremely underrated? Feels like before she dominated every scene in 'The Penguin' TV series you didn't hear much about her. Despite literally being "The Mother" in 'How I Met Your Mother' plus being the only human alive to be in 'The Sopranos' AND 'Wolf Of Wall Street'… Throw in a little 'Black Mirror' & '30 Rock' and baby…

You got a stew going!

Maybe I'm just biased because I got an extreme urge to be strangled by her every time she popped up as batshit girl boss Sofia Falcone, but either way it is her birthday weekend so celebrations are due regardless. Don't think about it too much.

You just won't find me disrespecting the #1 boss of Gotham out here. Thy knee has been BENT.

And whether you're a Batman fan or not, I really can't recommend her Penguin series enough. Although it's certainly set in Gotham City, it feels more like a spinoff of Sopranos than some cameo filled comic book slop. Of course Colin Farrell kills it as well but the real runaway star of the show was clearly Cristin.

Simply put, Arkham Asylum induced insanity has never looked this hot. Give it a shot!

And lest we forget Sofia ~~Falcone~~ Gigante is also the half sister of Selina Kyle… Which means we might get Cristin teaming up with Zoe Kravitz in "The Batman 2"? Uhhhh SOLD!

Let's hope this recent hype continues and Hollywood keeps putting her into these entrancing escapes. We could all use a little more MOTHER in our lives. Now I'm not gonna sit here and say STEP ON ME MOMMY, that's not my thing. But she is welcome to choke the life out of me anytime. It would be a honor.

Anyway, happy birthday to one of the best Jersey girls we got on earth! Ti amo tanto.