Halle Berry Claps Back With Spicy Birthday Bedroom Pics After Ex-Husband David Justice Said He Divorced Her Because “She Don’t Cook, Clean, Don’t Really Seem Motherly”
Can you believe Halle Berry is 59 years old? I had no fuckin' idea. Could've sworn she was still in her early 40s. Not too shabby aging about 2 total weeks since this Miss USA photo was taken. Just an all-time babe of earth.
And perfect for another Saturday throwback blog. Happy belated Ms. Berry!
She hasn't been shy about still showing off those perfectly aged assets either. Over the past few years she's posted some incredible birthday tributes that usually involve being barely clothed, or fully nude, or fully lubed, or some combination of all.
Belated congrats to 5'9'' Van Hunt for making every short king proud out there too. You earned it lil buddy.
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How many humans in their late 50s could pull off looking THAT good whilst being topless covered in cats? The defense rests your Honor.
But not everybody is impressed by her ageless wonder. There was some drama this week due to her ex-husband David Justice hopping on a podcast to talk some smack. Now he's no Oscar winner but did put together an impressive MLB career in the 1990s. 3x All-Star, 2x World Series champion with the NY Yankees, Rookie of the Year, MVP… he's no slouch.
Unfortunately as it stands today, he's become a Bob Odenkirk cosplay character now. Clearly when Halle isn't in the mix, Father Time remains UNDEFEATED. Maybe triples isn't best after all?
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(Source) - The retired Major League Baseball player reflected on his four-year marriage to Berry in the 1990s. "My knowledge and my understanding, my wisdom around relationships just wasn't vast," he said during that podcast. "So, I'm looking at my mom — and I'm a Midwest guy. So, in my mind, I'm thinking a wife at that time should cook, clean, [be] traditional, you know?"
"Then I'm thinking, 'OK, if we have kids, is this the woman I want to have kids with and build a family with?' At that time, as a young guy — she don't cook, don't clean, don't really seem like motherly, and then we start having issues," Justice, who has been married to his wife Rebecca since 2001, opined during the interview. The former athlete also said that he and Berry "probably could have made it if I knew about therapy" during their marriage. "We never had any major issues like that. It's just… because I was young and had only been in one real relationship before her," he said of the marriage's breakdown.
Truly unknown why he felt the need to reveal this information 20 years later. Look marry whoever you want to and certainly don't tie yourself down to a person you're not in sync with… But brother… why the FUCK would you give a hell about Halle Berry cooking or cleaning or even mothering? You don't recruit a 5 star Air Raid QB to run the goddamn Delaware Wing-T. Give me a break, oop-dee-fucking-oop!
Halle responded with about as clean a shot as you'll ever see. Flawless victory.
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Helluva way to do a 59th birthday post! That's why she remains the GOAT. I would certainly hate to be the guy that sold her stock in 1997. But at least he's been happily(?) married since 2001? Maybe don't scroll through the rest of this blog though Dave.
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Speaking of 'Swordfish', shout out to Halle taking that role and making it the best it could be. I'll always have a soft spot in my heart for her since that was the 1st time I saw a topless scene in a movie that wasn't 'Titanic'. We rented that VHS for my 6th grade birthday sleepover and whew boy, what a moment in time for all of us. Boyz 2 Men.
Kids these days will never know a rush like that.
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And dropping 'Monsters Ball' that same year too? She single handedly kept the VHS repair business alive in the early 2000s. Just an absolute QUEEN.
I can't link THAT scene here so godspeed finding it out there. But what I can do is provide Billy Bob Thornton's best quote of all-time.
Why aren't more Hollywood couples like this anymore? For shame.
Best of luck to David Justice enjoying his family time & future fedora shopping. Can't say that it'll be more fulfilling than waking up next to Halle Berry in paradise but hey, to each his own.
Stay sexy out there folks.