Jaxson Dart Is Too Busy Looking Like The Future QB1 Of The Giants To Worry About Pointless Things - Like What The Hell Is E-ZPass
I see way too many people mocking Jaxson Dart for this. Calling him dumb, even daring to say he'll be out of the league with a brain like this. I disagree. This is what I want my QB1 to sound like. The dude is from Utah, went to Ole Miss and is now expected to learn pointless things like E-ZPass? Not at all. That's for poor (normal) people, not QB1 of the Giants. When you can do this, you're allowed to blow through tolls:
I said I'm not going to overreact to anything in the preseason, but yeah, we got a QB1. Jaxson Dart looks the part and that's good enough for me. So we need New York/New Jersey and really the entire interstate system to let Jaxson Dart go. Someone get him an E-ZPass so he can just drive through without having that bill come in the mail at some point to him. Need someone to be a team guy and help out here. This is where Tommy DeVito should be stepping in and helping his guy out. He's a local guy, you gotta teach the Ole Miss QB about tolls. That's how you stay on a roster as QB4.
This is where our focus needs to be though. QB1 doesn't have to worry about E-ZPass. We don't need him to have to go through sign ups or paying bills, get the guy some help and it has to be DeVito. Now, back to Jaxson Dart, the future.
