Watch: Addison Rae Rocks WILD Dance Moves On Stage That She Clearly Learned From Dave Portnoy

8/09/2025 9:30 PM

Welcome back to the land of all-time babes, a Saturday tradition unlike any other. For the past month I've covered some true legends of the game, who somehow keep knocking it out of the park even after all these years.

Here's a sample of those if you need to catch up real quick:

But in this case, I'm switching it up a little bit. What's that line Matthew McConaughey says in the Jeff Fisher video?

Ah yes. Well actually the opposite of that. We're going forward today, to go back later. Because as it stands right now, Addison Rae is certainly one of the most influential & successful influencers making content out there in this demented world.

And she isn't just wiggle dickin' on TikTok anymore either, she's a bonafide star acting in big movies & launching a music career too. I would know as I have been unironically crushing 'Diet Pepsi' all summer. It's a BOP, that's fucking undeniable.

So needless to say, she's been on my radar more than usual the past few months. But at this point, I have full confidence that by the time Shea Clancy is running Barstool Sports in 20 years, Addison will STILL be a worthy clickbait blog.

Maybe that's a tall leap to make… But I see the vision. See for yourself.

And after seeing this recent dancing clip of her that went viral, I was immediately reminded of another twerking aficionado.

Dave Portnoy AKA Davey Dave Pageviews. They must've exchanged notes during that Pizza Review right? It's truly uncanny.

Granted Dave has far superior smoother moves, although he did have a little bit of a head start working on his craft. But I do believe Addison is well on her way to that level. All hail The Tastemaker, now & forever. What a tall man with a full head of surfer hair! Alpha Male. Jackhammer.

Also HUGE shout out to my guy Mario who runs the @ThisDayInBSS account, one of the best follows for any Stoolie out there whether you're fresh off the boat or been following since the PDF days. He has clips I didn't know existed anymore, including that all-time El Pres dance. And he certainly works harder to churn out content and cares more about spreading the VIVA gospel than 96% of the people we actually pay here. Give him some love over there, dude deserves it. Thankfully I'm pretty sure his $50 gift card has been mailed out.

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Hopefully Addison keeps working on her skills and continues her path towards world domination & EGOT territory. She's always been chill with Barstool and if she's gonna keep pumping out whimsy whispery hits for me to sip tequila to, she'll always have a friend in me.

Thanks for the Saturday pageviews Ms. Rae, we salute you.