Get Fucked Bear - Huge Win For Small Dogs, Scout The Pomeranian Terrorizes Intruding Black Bear, Chases Out of Family Home

I played this for my small dog and she immediately started barking and ran to the door. Pretty sure that was because the barking in the video sounds like barking off in the distance. But I like to think she was emboldened by Scout the Pomeranian's act of bravery, and thought she would get her practice in for the next time a black bear wanders into our second story Columbus, Ohio apartment. 

I always wonder what my two small dogs would do if there was ever actually an intruder. If the intruder were another animal, I think they'd do great. I mean, if the animal fought back they'd be completely fucked. One of them barely has any teeth left. If the animal was this cowardly black bear, they'd bark his ass out of there just like Scout the Pomeranian. Now a person would be a different story. The only chance they stand is if they bark loud enough before he enters to make him think they're an actual threat. If he got through the door, I'd like to think the one who still has teeth left would at least get some good ankle bites in. Maybe they'd cause enough of a stir to get the attention of a neighbor. But beyond that... I'm afraid a couple chihuahua mixes are keeping my apartment that safe.

But how about Scout? What a bad ass. Zero hesitation in that guy. Didn't even have time for stairs.

This adorable little guy saved his entire family's pantry from being absolutely ravaged by a bear.

Although the deeper I go down this current "dog vs bear" YouTube rabbit hole I'm in, I'm starting to realize this probably isn't especially surprising. Dogs have been bullying bears back to where they came from for years.

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Ok I just cherry picked a few videos there. I could have easily gone with a few much different, much sadder videos that told a different story. I also think it's safe to say people are less eager to post a video of their family dog being mauled by a Grizzly on their front porch. But good for the dogs who get the bears out of there. Confidence goes a long way in the wild. Even as a person. Try it out for yourself if you don't believe me. Next time you see a guy on the street who would definitely beat your ass, start screaming at take off at him in a dead sprint. See if that guy doesn't run away like a bitch.