We Got Rory Fans Floating Shirtless In The Ocean Outside Of Portrush Trying To Will Him To A Win (It's Pointless Because Scottie Is Inevitable)

Obviously Rory is the fan favorite here in Northern Ireland, but it doesn't matter. Scottie could get arrested on the course right now and he'd still be the favorite considering he's 7 up. Actually, this should happen. See if Rory, Fitzpatrick or Harris English can shoot -7 over the last 11 or 12 holes. I don't think it's happening but it would at least draw some interest  considering we got the night night call from the go-to announcer on tour

If we're being honest, this tournament was over on Friday when Scottie caught fire. It happened a day earlier than expected, but the fact he went out and answered Matt Fitzpatrick immediately was the sign it was over. We could have ended this thing in two days because Scottie is reaching this territory where he doesn't fuck up. If he gets the lead, it's going to be done. It's not even like Rory or these other guys are playing bad. You have six guys at -9, including Bryson shot a 64 today. Those guys are all fighting for second, so let's just pretend this is what that guy is cheering for.

No reason to be in the ocean right now. It's cold, even if the weather doesn't suck at Portrush. Get your ass out of the ocean and go to a bar or something man. 

PS: As I was blogging this Scottie birdied again. Dude is now at -17