Trish Stratus Wore A Low Cut "Your First Crush" Tank Top On Smackdown To Remind The World She's A WWE Legend AND An All-Time Babe
Trish Stratus would dominate any Top 10 list Wayne's World could come up with today, I'm very confident of that. Whether ranking the best WWE Superstars of all-time or hottest babes of the 2000s, it's Stratus straddling the top no doubt.
And last night on Smackdown, she proved that theory in SPADES with a declaration across her chest. Fuck just one decade, Trish is one of the hottest babes ever. CONFIRMED.
AND STILL... SCHWING!!!
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Not a single lie was told. And you could say I'm biased because I entered my teenage years in 2002, but truthfully I didn't watch wrestling until 2007 when I found out John Cena was from 1 town over. By that time Trish had just retired and seemingly faded into the sunset. But despite not being a grapplefuck from 2000-2006... I still KNEW what it meant to feel Stratusfaction.
God bless Canada.
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Could you even tell the last 3 pictures were from the past few years? Yeah that's what I thought. The defense RESTS your honor.
Now admittedly I haven't really been keeping up with WWE story lines since Travis Scott showed up instead of The Final Boss, but this PPV main event against Tiffany Stratton does look pretty legit?
I'm always down to see a legend go against the younger clone who was clearly so influenced by her greatness growing up. No offense to Tiffany but Trish better win that fucking belt on Sunday night.
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But either way I'm grateful The Queen of Queens was able to get back in the ring and kick some ass after her 2006 retirement. She's not Canada's Greatest Export for no reason. I guess when you're an ultimate badass babe, age really is just a number. 49 ain't shit! She's basically the female Wolverine.
And under NO circumstances will I be rooting against her. It's the least we can do for our 1st crush. Good luck out there Trish. We will always love you.
Check out Robbie Fox's interview with her from a few years ago if you still need some Stratusfaction!
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