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'My Mouth Ran Faster Than My Brain' - Dude Who Got Tossed Into A Pond Finally Told His Side Of The Story With A Full Apology Video

I lied yesterday. This is the final blog of the saga of the man who got tossed into a pond by a former NHL'er. Why? Because he shockingly handled this correctly. This is how it should be done. If you're an asshole and pissing everyone off, you deserve to get your ass beat. After you get your ass beat you apologize and move on. No lawsuits or anything else stupid like that. Just move on and be the guy who got tossed into the pond. Sure, I wouldn't want to show my face or be known as that guy, but when the entire world saw you throw your glove down, act like a piece of shit and then got tossed like a doll, you have no option. 

This is how it needs to end though. This guy can't be doing any shows or getting any deals, he was an asshole. We have too many of them on the golf course. Look, I'm not a shrink the game guy because if you want to play golf, go play golf. But we gotta have some decency out there. Can't be having 5.5 hour rounds, people trying to get on course while wearing jeans or t-shirts. There are rules goddamnit and start by fixing your ball marks and raking the bunkers. 

Hilarious he said he learned from it though. Yeah, no shit. If you get your face battered like a cartoon and thrown like DJ Jazzy Jeff in Fresh Prince, you're going to have a come down pretty fast. You learn from that and the lesson is don't be an asshole and stop running your mouth to a dude bigger than you. Like I said though, this is how it should end. The sign put up yesterday, the jokes and now the apology. Now this dude needs to disappear off the Internet and not try to capitalize on getting your ass kicked.