Najee Harris, Who Has Never Missed A Game, Signed With The Chargers And Promptly Had A Firework Blow Up In His Face

I know some of you may be tired of hearing about the Chargers injury curse but seriously. Najee Harris has never missed a game due to injury and he has ELEVEN HUNDRED CARRIES! In the NFC NORTH! This guy signs with the Chargers and, within a few months, he is going full Gustavo Fring. 

I know it's a little hyperbolic of a reaction since he is apparently ok but seriously. What are the odds of this happening? I think it's time that the Spanos family perform some sort of exorcism to get the stink off this franchise. And if you want further proof that it's something attached to their family, take a look where this explosion took place. 

You can't script this shit.