'Just A Lil Black Eye' - The Asshole Who Got Thrown Into A Golf Course Pond By Nick Tarnasky Apparently Decided To Post A Picture Of His Face After The Fight
We all know the fight by now. It's one of the perfect Internet videos where everyone has watched it, talked about it and came to the same conclusion. This guy sucks. Not the guy yelling bang with every punch, the guy who decided to rev it all up and be the ultimate douchebag. Don't worry, he gets worse. I know you might be thinking how is it possible for him to look worse after he gets thrown into a pond, crawls out and keeps going for more? He apparently posted this:
There's only one option now, he has to challenge Tarnasky to a rematch since it's just a 'lil black eye'. Congrats that Tarnasky took it easy on you and didn't knock some teeth out, but you're still the asshole who got thrown into a pond. You can't recover from this look
I guess if you want to say something nice about this guy, he didn't give up. Buddy didn't hear no bell and decided to keep eating punches and ending up in water. I'd be packing my shit up, moving, changing names and everything else if a video of a guy calling his shot of throwing me in a lake appeared. Also can't imagine the luck of being this asshole. Not saying he didn't deserve it, but running your mouth only to find out it's a former NHL enforcer is some all-time bad luck. List of athletes you don't want to piss off is pretty simple to me:
5. The 2009 Washington Wizards
4. Middle linebackers who wear neck rolls
3. Left tackles
2. NHL enforcers
1. Anyone with Cauliflower ear
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