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Move Aside Sofia Vergara: 60 Year Old Elizabeth Hurley Declares "Every Day Is Bikini Day" While Still Throwing 101 MPH On The Black

Folks we might have a McGwire vs Sosa level summer on our hands with 2 Hollywood legends exchanging absolute body blows, simply by wearing bikinis. 

Earlier this week we witnessed 52 year old Sofia Vergara deliver a wave & 2 cheeks to the camera that sent Father Time into a tailspin. How is it possible to be that hot for that long, without a single second lost off her 40 time? Not that the hall of fame was ever in question for Ms. Vergara but could she also claim to be the hottest human alive in that age bracket today?

WELL NOT SO FAST MY FRIENDS... Enter 60 year old Elizabeth Hurley who might have missed the official "International Bikini Day" but still delivered an uppercut haymaker right to Father Time's chin. Do not pass go. Enjoy your coma. 

Last time we saw power like this from Liz, Trent Ryan hadn't broken 90 yet! 

Let's be serious for a second though. Have world governments considered extensive testing on her DNA? Have any mosquitos with her blood been trapped in an amber cane perhaps? Can we clone thousands of Liz Hurleys to ensure the best future for the human race? I'm just spit balling here. Because as far as longevity & vitality go... she really might be the #1 hottest human ever. Hard to say otherwise.  

Certainly feel free to leave a comment with someone you think matches her stamina, but I can't think of many people who have been this sexy for this long. Roll the damn tape!

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Even if we can't clone her for generations to come, we can certainly appreciate her right now. Hopefully she never stops her daily celebration of international bikini day. And fingers crossed Sofia Vergara has a rebuttal in the chamber too. 

And maybe just maybe, we'll see them both in Austin Powers 4 someday. That would be very shagadelic baby. YEA!