A Changed Man: Rory Got A New Haircut And Immediately Tried Bringing Back 'Not' Jokes And Hit PGA Frisco With A Brutal Ricochet Shot

First off, is Rory trying to hit everyone with not jokes now? That seems to be his go-to move, but also all I can think about is Borat. 

This has started an all out war on golf Twitter though. People who hate Rory want him to be suspended from the 2027 PGA Championship at PGA Frisco. Others are saying he's right because of course the names of courses matter. I'm pretty sure Rory would take a win at any major. Who cares if it's a new course like PGA Frisco? It's still the Wannamaker Trophy. Some are saying he's a new man because of the haircut and making jokes 

Yeah, Rory is a known whiner and things like this piss people off, but he's not wrong. Every golfer has courses that matter more to them. It could be where they are from, the historical ones like St. Andrews and Pebble and things like that, but everyone will take a win wherever. Of course he wants to win at Portrush, that's basically a home course for McIlroy. We saw what happened when Lowry won there, dude got a mural and whatever else he wanted. 

I can't sit here and bitch about Rory being honest. We need more answers like this in sports instead of the boring standard answers. Just let PGA Frisco go man, let's see what that has to offer. Look at Kiawah, no one knew what that was going to be like going into the 1991 Ryder Cup and it fucking rules. I wish we had more PGA Championships at Kiawah. All I know is Rory better show up at Portrush next week or this will be thrown back in his face.