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Who is Aaron Rodgers Wife?

People – The 41-year-old NFL star, who secretly married his wife, Brittani, earlier this year, returned to the Pat McAfee Show on Tuesday, June 24 and slammed the "entitlement to information" about his personal life and said his wife is a "private person" who doesn't want to be in the public eye.

"It's a sick society, isn't it?," Rodgers began his lengthy message on the show. The quarterback, who said he plans to play just one season with the Steelers before retiring, said he had "lived in the public eye 20 years" and experienced a "public relationship."

The newest Pittsburgh Steeler listed off ways that he feels his privacy has been invaded by the public, including "people calling the paparazzi" and "stalking me on the beach" during his offseason. "I had people leaking my home information," said Rodgers.

"I didn't want any of that, didn't like any of that, and now I'm with somebody who's private," he added of Brittani, who "doesn't want to be in the public eye" and "didn't sign up to be a celebrity."

Rodgers said he wants his "personal life to be private" and asked why "entitlement to personal information" has become a "norm" in society. "It's a norm to be able to have athletes' addresses?," he continued, sharing that the details of a home he purchased in Pittsburgh were posted online.

Aaron Rodgers has a wife. It's a mystery wife. One day Aaron Rodgers showed up at a press conference with a wedding ring on his finger, and all we know about her is what he divulged to Pat McAfee. That his wife's name is Brittani (with an "I"), and she's a private person who doesn't use social media. Since then, people across the world have searched far and wide to uncover his wife's true identity. Aaron Rodgers doesn't like it one bit. 

Concluding his monologue, Rodgers told McAfee that once he plays his last season in the fall, he's planning to escape from the public eye entirely. "I told you, when this is all done, I'm out. You won't see me," he said.

"And I know that I've chosen to be in the public eye for one more season, but my private life is staying private. The entitlement to information about my private life is so f---ing ridiculous and embarrassing," the NFL star continued.

I'm sorry, Aaron Rodgers. I'm sure it's as annoying as shit to have the paparazzi machine hounding you day after day, trying to catch the slightest glimpse of your new wife. But when you made your wife mystery, the price of the paparazzi photo skyrocketed. You've been famous for almost 20 years now. You know how this works. When you make hoards of money playing a kid's game, people caring about your personal life is a byproduct of that. And you especially don't have much of a leg to stand on when you've spent your whole famous existence dating A-list celebrities. You do weekly hits on The Pat McAfee Show. You brought a Netflix documentary crew on your crack smoking retreat. All of your actions scream that you want to be in the public eye. So of course people care about your mystery wife. Unfortunately, you can't always pick and choose when you want to be famous. 

So chill out with the whole, "It's SO EMBARRASSING that you PATHETIC FANS care about MY LIFE". 

I get where you're coming from. Trust me. I'm a celebrity too. Sometimes I read the very public, and very inflammatory things said about me in the bowels of the barstoolsports.com comment section. Sometimes I want to reply to those comments and say, "You really care about me THAT much?! You're such a LOSER!" 

Because as all Barstool Sports employees are taught at Barstool Sports orientation, when a stranger on the internet takes 12 seconds of their life to flippantly tell you your content sucks, that means you own acres of real estate in their brain. Every negative comment we receive is from a person who thinks about us deeply at all hours of the day. So I get it Aaron. But that's the cross people like you and I bear. 

Anyways, since I'm so obsessed with Aaron Rodgers' life, here is some wild speculation as to who his she actually is.

Again, he said her name was Brittani "with an I". But Aaron Rodgers specifying "with an i", could have been an intentional misdirect to throw us off the scent. So I'm going to open up my speculation to all Brittany's, Brittney's, Brittani's, etc. He also said she's not famous. Yeah right. That's exactly what he wants us to think.

Brittney Spears

She's divorced. She's emancipated. She's dancing again. Considering Aaron Rodgers was born two years before Brittney Spears, and is allegedly a straight male, I'm sure he had a crush on her at some point in his life. Maybe he's doing a really dark thing and exploiting a mentally unwell former pop star at the height of her instability to live out a childhood fantasy. Or maybe that's not fair to say. Maybe we're wrong about Brittney Spears and her constant posting and deleting of provocative, occasionally fully nude dance videos actually mean she's doing great. I mean if she locked down Aaron Rodgers, she's obviously still got it to some extent.

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Brittney Griner

Chris Pizzello. Shutterstock Images.

Aaron Rodgers is a man of science. Well actually… he might be the polar opposite of a man of science. I don't know what the heck that guy is believing in nowadays. But what kind of baby do you think the genes of Aaron Rodgers and Brittney Griner would cook up? I mean, it would be interesting. We might get the first ever gay 6-foot-9 gunslinging QB out of it. That'd be pretty neat. Or maybe he just has a fetish for women who can dunk a basketball. 


Brittany Renner

Maybe the woman who's made a full-blown career out of trapping athletes and rappers into relationships (PJ Washington, James Harden, Lil Uzi, Ben Simmons, Colin Kaepernick, Jamal Murray, Chris Brown, Kevin Gates, maybe Drake, maybe Shaq, etc.) has finally bagged her white whale. The timing adds up. Brittany Renner married rapper Kevin Gates in April. Divorced him in May. Then Aaron Rodgers showed up to Steelers training camp with a wedding ring in June. Maybe she ditched Kevin Gates for a QB1. It makes sense why they might want to keep that under wraps. Kevin Gates is a scary dude

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Britt McHenry 

She's currently single. They share the same wholesome conservative values. She's a Gemini, meaning she rules common sense, reasoning, facts, hard data, and intellect. When met in the middle with Rodgers' Sagittarius, who governs spiritual wisdom, philosophy, consciousness, ethics, metaphysics, the two may discover sweet neurologic nirvana. That's what the internet tells me at least.


Britt Baker

Back when Aaron Rodgers was good at football, he used to do the championship wrestling belt celebration. Maybe he thinks by marrying a hot wrestler he can recapture the magic he had back when State Farm was shoving him down America's throat every fucking commercial break. 

And I don't know much about wrestling, but I see Britt Baker used to date a wrestler named Adam Cole. If Aaron Rodgers is retiring soon, maybe he wants to get into wrestling. Then they can set up a winner-takes-woman match between Aaron Rodgers and Adam Cole. I can see the script now. Adam Cole beats the shit out of Aaron Rodgers for a few minutes, but right before he's about to pin him and steal his girl back, Britt Baker comes flying in from the top rope and knocks Adam Cole out cold. Then she drags Aaron Rodgers lifeless body and lays him on top of Adam Coles lifeless body. The ref counts to 3, and Britt Baker wins Britt Baker for Aaron Rodgers.

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Let's be real though. Aaron Rodgers' new wife isn't named any variation of the name Brittani. If he actually wants to keep his wife a secret, he wouldn't have given out her real first name. But I'm still not believing that Aaron Rodgers mystery wife is some non-famous nobody. I don't buy his whole, "When I'm retired you'll never hear from me again" act for a second. He's as big of an attention whore as it gets. He wouldn't last 6 months without jumping on Joe Rogan to let the world know he spent his summer hanging upside down in a cave to align his chakras. He's not married to some Brittani nobody. He's married to a non-Brittani somebody.

Caitlin Clark

More likely than not, Aaron Rodgers keeping his wife's identity a secret is all part of some long con ad deal leading up to a big reveal. They'll keep their marriage a secret all year long, then during the Super Bowl we'll get a commercial revealing that Aaron Rodgers married Caitlin Clark to promote Dunkin' Donuts new Dunkin' Rewards program. Also some people say Aaron Rodgers and Caitlin Clark look alike. Aaron Rodgers is 100% a big enough narcissist to marry someone who when he looks at her it's like looking in a mirror.


Gwyneth Paltrow

She's a bit older than him. Also she's happily married. So that might be a bit of an obstacle. But she's divorced before. And all of her weird lifestyle crystals, raw goat milk, exploding vagina candles, and at-home rectum therapies seem right up Aaron Rodgers alley.


Amber Heard

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Aaron Rodgers dipped his toe in dating a bit of a weird, eccentric girl in Shaliene Woodley. Maybe he's ready to dive head first into full-blown toxic relationship. Although honestly, I feel like Amber Heard may have gotten a bad wrap in that Johnny Depp trial. She took a brunt of the blame for all the insane stuff that happened in their marriage, but it's not like Johnny Depp is some well-adjusted model of a human. That's a guy who's got some demons. For Amber Heard, Aaron Rodgers might be a nice step down to a more manageable ass hole. And if Aaron Rodgers just so happened to watch Rum Diary a day or two before running into her… I mean, in the days after I saw that movie, I would have proposed to her on the spot too. Even if her "dog" poops the bed every now and then.


AI Robot

This isn't exactly a "big name", but it would make for pretty massive headlines. Aaron Rodgers marrying an AI chatbot is the exact type of bizarre attention seeking behavior I would expect from him. And it would be a nice little "fuck you" to the human race that he's so fed up with all the time. 


Nobody

We should really consider the fact that Aaron Rodgers is faking his marriage simply to fuck with the media and send them on a wild goose chase. He clearly disdains them. I'm sure he would love to watch them spin their wheels and bang their heads against the wall trying to uncover the identity of a person who doesn't exist. It would be an excellent prank. I really hope that's what he's doing. It would hands down be the coolest thing Aaron Rodgers has done since winning the Super Bowl. It would make me like him so much more.

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