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Here's Abigail Ratchford, Paige Spiranac, Kate Upton + Any American I Could Find In Red/White/Blue Bikinis (My Official Apology To Our Comment Section & Dua Lipa)

7/05/2025 5:33 PM

I hope I didn't offend anybody with my Dua Lipa bikini blog yesterday (July 4th), it really was meant with love. But after getting repeatedly called out in our comment section I did some soul searching. And you know what, those crazy sonsofguns dwelling down there were right.

How dare I post incredibly sexy pictures of a BRITISH citizen on our sacred holiday? Truthfully I thought it was passable since what better way to celebrate our independence than enjoying every beautiful sight Britain has to offer, but the point remains.

We need this website covered in RED, WHITE, & BLUE.

I hear you, America.

So in that spirit, we're shoving Red Coats into lockers and giving you the most patriotic scroll possible this weekend. I'll just say upfront it is A LOT harder to find USA bikini pics than you'd think. Mainly because we're only allowed to use licensed photos on the blog or we'll get sued. And then anything found on Twitter has to be done manually brick by brick.

But that's the least I can do for you hardworking American heroes out there. So sit back, relax, and ENJOY some real Americans…

That'll do Pig, that'll do. I could go on for hours & hours searching for more but we don't want the BBQ food to spoil right? Just please accept this as my official apology and trust that I love America just as much as you.

Huge salute & thank you to all who have given so much to give us this incredible freedom. We appreciate you.

PS: I don't wanna immediately lose all the goodwill I just built up but Dua Lipa did just drop another set of bikini pics from her endless vacation and they might be even better. I'll post them below simply for awareness but I'll include more of our #1 American HERO Paige Spiranac to cleanse your palate from those damn Red Coats. God bless