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Dua Lipa Declared Independence From All Clothes Aside From Barely There Bikinis... What A Beautiful British Gift To Celebrate July 4th Vacation!

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Another British tea party you say? Just another day of Dua Lipa being London's finest export. I'd argue getting to see these vacation pictures is exactly what our fore fathers were fighting for. Thank YOU for your service Mr. Washington. 

And as far as living the American dream goes, I'd say Dua is blowing all of our citizens out of the Delaware river. Sure she works her ass off doing concert tours & fashion shows & insane travel obligations for work... but NO one on earth kicks back like her either. Going from Italy to the Spanish coast in a 48 hour span? I can only dream of vacation-ing on that level.

Laying around in bikinis eating the best food/drink possible, surrounded by endless hot humans & good vibes only. Usually some kind of fancy pool or private ocean view too. "Goals as fuck" as the kids say. And also "So tea", seems like that's a thing now. Makes sense I guess. Anyway don't forget she can drink you under the table as well. 

Truly a 5-tool player.

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Salute to Ms. Lipa for sharing a slice of paradise life with us slugs stuck in concrete jungles. Truthfully I had to search where "Deià" was and well, it looks like her sisters are enjoying the prettiest part of Spain possible. I hope Rina is having a great time out there. 

But after a star spangled performance like this I'm ready to see Dua become our next Wonder Woman while we're at it. I know Adria Arjona would be incredible but let's be real, in the span of earth's history who's more worldly than Dua Lipa? 

Plus she's been increasing her acting roles the past few years… I see the vision. 

(No offense Adria and/or Momoa)

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Damn did I forget to mention Dua's elite dexterity? Beyond flexible, incredibly committed to her craft, definitely can do her own stunts… Let's make it happen James Gunn.

Happy 4th!

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PS: I love YOU, America. Thanks for being great.