That's Enough Science Today: We Had The First Ever Robot Soccer Tournament And Even They Flopped, Had To Get Stretchered Off The Field

Let's be honest, these guys suck. I'm supposed to be scared that these guys are going to take over the world and they are still getting stretchered out in a 3v3 soccer game? Imagine being such a pussy you get hurt in a 3v3 event, no real man would ever be that soft. 

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Here's a better idea for everyone involved here. Watch real sports. There was actual soccer on this weekend, put that on instead of fake soccer. Go outside, play on your own, because this is some bad soccer. Congrats on the win or whatever, but at some point we have to stop being scared of robots and AI. When I see this, I know they are still steps behind us. I didn't see one of these bum robots do anything like this 

It is refreshing to know that while AI is all over the damn place they can't touch us in sports. They may be fighting back and I don't know why we even fuck around with robots, at least I know I'll never see a robot do anything skilled in sports. Remember this robot during Olympic basketball in 2021? Dude threw up bricks and can't even dribble

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Dumb robots probably can't even do a header. We know they don't have the balls of Matt Freese and save some PKs.