It's War, Then: Reportedly the Claws Have Come Out Between Jordon Hudson and Linda Holliday, Alleging They're Trashing Each Other on Instagram

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Oh, boy. I was afraid this day might come, and it appears that it is here. 

It's with a heavy heart I report this. But I don't create the news, I merely observe it and pass it on to you. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I might pick some battles, since we live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with access to the Barstool dashboard. But in general, I like to see people get along. Especially those who have shared a common love of the things I love. But it seems this is not one of those situations. 

It seemed that hostilities had broken out between the present and past ladies in Bill Belichick's life months ago:

And that clash seems to have escalated into an all-out armed conflict:

Daily Mail (paywall) -  Jordon Hudson fired off some choice words meant for lover Bill Belichick's ex-girlfriend after discovering a deeply personal email sent to her beau during their 16-year romance, the Daily Mail can exclusively reveal. 

Hudson, a 24-year-old former cheerleader and pageant queen, savagely mocked Linda Holliday, 62, as 'pathetic' and 'delusional' after sending a photo of the printed letter via Instagram to a woman she believed was Holiday's close friend.

Screenshots of the nasty exchange obtained by the Daily Mail show Hudson launched the vicious attack after being branded a 'gold digger' by the Instagram user.

Replying with a blistering and sarcastic retort she wrote: 'Hey babes! Since you are tight with Ms Holiday (sic), could you please ask her what she would like me to do with this letter I found from 2015?

'Due to its pathetic and embarrassing content, I imagine she wants it back,' she wrote, referring to the private email. 

Hudson … said she 'found' the letter in an old invoice file at Belichick's $2.2 million home in Hingham, 15 miles south of Boston. 

Written in November 2015, the email revealed raw emotions from Holliday, 62, who accused Belichick of shutting her out of parts of his personal life and lavishing attention on his ex-wife, Debbie Clarke. …

'She should make the point to burn it so she continue to live in delusional denial (that her relationship with BB wasn't doomed yeaaaaars prior to him finally dumping her)' she continued.

'I know she cares a great deal to continue to manipulate her friends, as well as the public, into believing that I came in and ruined her perfect relationship.'

Putting aside the fact that if you swap out the gender here, this is pretty much the premise of "Killing Me Softly," you hate to see this. I take no pleasure in seeing these women go after each other like this. Allegedly. I think we'd all prefer to see everyone get along. But breakups can be extremely difficult. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. "Jealousy … is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on." 

But then again, otherwise peaceful and mature people will go to war when the stakes are high enough. And stakes don't get much higher than the chance to win the affections of one the world's most accomplished and desirable bachelors. Women have killed for much less. No one wants to see that here, or watch this descend into anything uglier than it already is. 

So please, ladies. Let's take a step back here and stop the (alleged) name calling. This shouldn't devolve into some kind of Women's WWE Championship match. Jordon "The Gold Digger" Hudson vs."Delusional" Linda Holliday in "The Battle for Belichick," coming soon to Pay Pay View or whatever. There's an entire university football program counting on their coach to make them a National Championship contender for the first time in an eternity. This man needs to keep his focus on dominating the college ranks, not refereeing a schoolgirl fight. 

I mean, yes, he's worth it. And speaking for me personally, I'd lose my dignity if it meant keeping him in my life. In fact, I probably already have, in some ways. But you two should be above all this petty squabbling. Let's let cooler heads prevail and end this here.