Nickelodeon's 'Tiny Chef' Announced Its Cancellation in the Most Unbelievable Way Possible and We Have To Do Something About It

I'm sorry, what the fuck is this? The Tiny Chef just had a phone call broadcast to children throughout the United States where he was told he was essentially being murdered by network executives? I'm all for the decisions of the market, but this feels like a bridge too far.

I was unfamiliar with Tiny Chef's work until today, but it seems all he wants to do is hangout in his tree stump home and make delicious meals with his friends. And apparently, that's too much for Nickelodeon, who was willing to cancel his show and bring Tiny Chef to tears on camera.

Anyone who watches that video and doesn't immediately make saving Tiny Chef one of their top three policy priorities does not have a heart. We have to fix this.

The same people that are now killing Tiny Chef made him so happy when they told him he'd be a star on Nickelodeon. This is disgusting.

It seems like we may already be too late, but I want the full power of the federal government and any other relevant agencies put behind restoring Tiny Chef to his rightful home. This guy does nothing but spread joy and great recipes and he's being sacrificed at the altar of capitalism so Nickelodeon can make a fourth Bubble Guppies spin-off.

Fix it. Now.