This Girl Filming Has No One But Herself To Blame For Getting Absolute Soaked By A Water Ride

I guess the old adage of "common sense is not so common" rings true again today. Here we have a video of one of THE CLASSIC waterpark rides in history. I assume almost every waterpark in the country has a version of this. It's by far the most bang for your buck. Literally every seat gets soaked. DRENCHED. Side tangent the people who go on these rides in ponchos are fucking pussies. Just the softest of the soft. You went to a waterpark (or an amusement park with water rides) for Christ sakes, you are trying to avoid getting wet? Stop. It's likely 97 degrees and with the blacktop or cement that these places have been built on since Christ left Chicago, it feels like 116. Walk 10 minutes and you'll be dry. That was always our motto at Hershey Park. Additional sidenote - I don't know how people manage days like this at amusement parks with phones.You 100% need them, but literally every ride is a risk of it falling out of your pocket or getting soaked. 

Anyway, anyone with a brain has seen this ride and even if you haven't, when you are standing there watching family or friends go on, you see that the ride has an absolute LAUNCH of water pretty far across the bridge and onto the ground. The parks usually have a SPLASH ZONE warning to how far the water will reach because they have seen it play out 4949588949439029028383 times before. For this woman to get a video and stand directly in the line of fire (or water) is her own damn fault. Move back if you aren't trying to get soaked, or don't .... but just know you will be risking getting SMOKED like the girl did here. Smarten up people.