Dumping Them Out: NFL Players Boxing + Lost Power Rankings
Welcome back to another episode of Dumping Them Out. People always throw around hypotheticals involving a fight between a very regular sized champion boxer, and a freakishly enormous sized NBA or NFL player.
Crazy that one of the greatest professional boxers of all time who throws punches for a living (but is only 5-10, 168-pounds) would wipe the floor with the 6-1, 280-pounds of pure muscle Aaron Donald. But idk if you really think about it, boxing has a weight classes for a reason. Triple G has never had to fight a man over 100-pounds heavier than him. Aaron Donald in his prime was arguable the biggest freak of an athlete in the world. He might just pick Triple G up and squash him like a bug.
That's basically how the debate goes every time. We really need one superstar NFL defensive end to bite the bullet and take fight like that in his prime. How much money do you think that fight would bring in? Because Myles Garrett, who's basically in the prime of his career, just signed a 4-year, $160M contract. I know this is an extreme example, but Floyd Mayweather made over $200M on two separate occasions in fights that were both end of his career money grabs. Essentially exhibition fights. Jake Paul made $30 million in one fight vs Mike Tyson. I'm just saying, a guy like Myles Garrett could take a whole year off a football to prepare for a fight, and if there was a Triple G equivalent draw willing to take the fight, he probably wouldn't take that much of a financial hit. Then he could right back to football. I clearly have no idea what the actual numbers for a fight like that would be, I just feel like there's enough money and interest in that fight that some player might actually go for it someday.
Upcoming power rankings of Lost characters after 2 seasons (spoilers included)
1. Mr. Eko - Honestly I don't know why everybody else doesn't just shut the fuck up and listen to whatever Mr. Eko says. Mr. Eko should so obviously be in charge. He clearly has magical priest powers and is operating on a higher level than everyone else. Crazy how anybody has the balls to disagree with a word he says.
2. Vincent (the dog) - Obviously the dog
3. Sayid - The only person who tried to put a bullet in Ben's (the leader of the others) face when they had him locked in the hatch. Maybe when the member of the Iraqi Guard who made a living out of interrogating people and being able to tell whether or not they were lying tells you that this guy is a fucking liar, you should listen.
4. Kate - She never does anything that great. Never does anything bad either. Just kind of a bad ass person.
5. Sawyer - He's kind of a huge piece of shit but he's ride or die when it comes to murdering "the others". I feel like I'm probably going to get to a point in the show where I don't want all of the others dead, but for now I'm pro killing them all.
6. Hugo - Fucking nut job but overall he's likable enough
7. Jack - As the main character he's just constantly fluctuating from my favorite to least favorite person on the island.
T8. Sun, Desmond, Libby, Danielle, Bernard and his dying wife, Claire, Claire's baby, Shannon, Boone, anybody else I'm forgetting - There's way too many characters to rank them all but they're all just whatever at this point. Although I think Desmond is about to pop off. Danielle is probably going to do something terrible any episode now too.
9. John Locke - He was really one my favorite characters for a while, but he lost me when he started thinking he knew better than Mr. Eko. What kinda pompous prick thinks Mr. Eko isn't in tune with the magical death island.
10. Jin - Just an textbook abusive manipulative husband. Completely worthless without Sun. And he was a terrible hit man.
11. Walt - Really thought Walt was going to step in and refuse to let his bitch dad Michael leave his friends behind when they were captured by the others. I expected more out of the mysterious ghost boy.
12. Charlie - Just do the heroin man. It is driving me nuts that nobody is doing the heroin. You are stuck on a deserted island that you can't leave and there is a lifetime supply's worth of heroin in a crashed plane. What else are you doing? Worry about finding a rehab when you get off the island.
13. Ana Lucia - Really just an all-time pathetic performance on the island. Immediately murders Shannon upon arriving at camp. Tackles Sayid before he could kill Ben. Later is too much of a coward to kill Ben herself. Then trusts Michael's pathetic ass and gets herself killed along with the only girl who
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14. Michael - Just an all-time bitch. Calm down about your son dude nobody cares. You all have island problems. Thank god you killed two innocent people and sold out all your friends so you could get your son back and drive off into the unfindable off-the-grid ocean of death on the world's shittiest speedboat. I'm sure Walt is way safer now.