New Barstool Beach House Cast Has Been Announced

The new Barstool Beach House cast has officially been announced or maybe “expanded” is the better word. It’s not a full on shake up, more like a couple of key additions. Danny Conrad, aka Danny Smokes, and intern Onna are joining the original eight, turning this into a ten person shit show on the shore. And I’m here for it.

Let’s start with Danny. I know him pretty well, we’ve had some adventures together, to say the least. Without giving away too much, I’ll just say there’s a side of him most people haven’t seen. A side only a few of us know. That side now has a name, Danny Smokes. It’s like he’s an apprentice to his master, me. The name fits. He’s a wildcard, a guy’s guy, and just the kind of energy this house needs. He’s hilarious, laid back, and can light a room on fire with one sarcastic remark. Every reality house needs someone who can stir the pot without even trying, and that’s Danny to a T.

Now, the only potential issue with bringing more people in? Space. I have no clue where this man thinks he’s going to lay pipe in a house that’s already bursting at the seams. Maybe the couch? Maybe the hot tub? Honestly, it’s the Shore, you could probably get away with it on the sidewalk if you don’t get stage freight. That said, I’m pumped he’s part of the mix.

As for intern Onna, truthfully, I still don’t even know how to pronounce her name. Is it “Oh-nuh”? “Anna”? No clue. What I do know is basically nothing, except that she clearly knows how to play the game. Her little stunt with Tommy deleting the original photo to make it look like he slid into her DMs was hilarious. It was manipulative in the best way, and honestly? That was a dude move. Bold, calculated, and perfect for content. And let’s be real Tommy would never slide in with a “hey.” He’s way too weird to do that.

From that moment alone, you can tell she has a brain for content. That’s valuable. This house doesn’t just need personalities, it needs people who know how to move the needle, who understand chaos. She might’ve started as an intern, but by the end of this show, I doubt she’ll be behind the scenes ever again.

At the end of the day, I expect this whole thing to turn into a beautiful, raging shit show and I mean that in the best possible way. Drama, laughs, hookups, maybe a few fights, Barstool Beach House is about to be electric. Can’t wait to see how it all plays