This Beefy Arena Football League Kicker Is The Clear Front-Runner For 'Unit of the Year'
Usually when you see a fella this big, the only line of work they could be in that is remotely related to sports would be blogging at Barstool Sports [dot] com. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that this meatball actually used to work here before. And no, it's not actually Coach Duggs.
You know those red balls that are usually outside of a Target? This lad is built exactly like one of those. He's as wide as he is tall, yet somehow here he is. He's a professional athlete, and we are not.
Think about guys like Saquon Barkley and AJ Brown. Obviously those guys are going to be incredible football players because they are physical specimens. It would almost be impossible for guys who are built like Saquon and AJ Brown to not be professional athletes.
Now think about all the adversity this meatball had to overcome to get to where he is today. For starters, just finding a jersey and pants that fit him was likely an immense struggle. To find a way to be able to drop the ball to kick it without having the ball bounce off his rotund belly? That had to to take years and years of practice.
And sure, maybe he got decked with a cheap blindside hit at the end of this clip. But that's only because he's such a dominant force out there. The other team knows the only chance they have to win that game is to take out the best player on the field. The fact that the big fella made it out to the 25-yard line was already an incredible accomplishment enough. Clear Eyes, Full Heart, Clogged Arteries, Can't Lose.