I Need Dave To Play A Super High Roller Tournament Just So He Can Go Toe To Toe With This Lunatic Martin Kabrhel

Martin Kabrhel is a lunatic. And I mean that in an endearing way...I think. 

Who is Martin Kabrhel? He's a high stakes poker player who annoys the fuck out of everyone he plays with, tilts them, and often times beats them too. He has many huge scores, including a bracelet in the WSOPE (Europe) 100,000 Euro Super High Roller event.

As far as I can tell, Martin Kabrhel is despised by a lot of his peers. Not in the "ha ha, that's just ol' Martin being Martin" way, but like in a they loathe his existence way. Did you watch that above video? He does that every hand. And it's all legal. His goal is to get under the skin of his tablemates and tilt them into playing worse. He often tanks (takes forever) to play a hand, often getting the clock continuously called on him. 

He literally makes everyone who plays with him, or is in a 100 yard radius of him, lose their god damn minds. He Never. Stops. Talking.

Amateurs enjoy his antics based off social media clips because they provide entertainment. The super high roller pros he plays against? They want him dead to rights.

Now, there is also a chance he is marking cards, or previously was, which is obviously cheating.

This is where he actually gets pretty clever- he wants them to think he is marking cards just to piss them off and play mental warfare with them. He toes the line between fair and foul to the point the other players have no idea what the fuck is even going on. Are the cards marked or is he making you think they are so you are constantly worried about it? It's poker terrorism. But god damn if it doesn't work a lot of the time.

This is why I need Dave to finally head to Vegas and play a high stakes tournament. I need to see him and Kabrhel go mono e mono. Plus, seeing Dave in the $250k would just be cool. That's like, 1 Caitlin Clark bet for him anyway, ashtray money bro. Dave has been talking about playing the WSOP for yearsssssss now (has claimed multiple times he would win the Main Even if he played), and I hope he finally does it. 

And ICYMI, we're possibly inching closer to our $20k heads up match. I still don't know if it'll actually happen for tech reasons, but tentative dates have been thrown out there. More as I hear it.