Caitlin Clark Returns With Custom Sneakers Dedicated To Her Dog Bella, Promptly Goes Fucking Nuclear Tying Career High From Deep And Hands WNBA Defending Champs Their 1st Loss
Caitlin Clark, HAVE MERCY! As my man Mars Blackmon once said,
It's gotta be the Bella Kobe 1's Money!!!
ICYMI, future WNBA MVP Caitlin Clark returned from her 5 game injury and wasted NO time reminding the W who runs these basketball corners. Not only defeating the previously UNDEFEATED defending champs NY Liberty, but also setting the nets on Mt. Vesuvius fire.
Clearly, those custom Bellas are an absolute WEAPON.
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It's not often, if ever, you can smoothly throw in 2 Tweets from Dave Portnoy & LeBron James that cover the exact same vibe… But in this case it's just 2 Alpha Males paying homage to the #1 Alpha Female in sports today. Possibly ever.
And that's coming from a currently begrudged Sabrina Ionescu fan too. But even as a diehard NY Liberty supporter, I can't deny the greatness we saw in this game. It was an absolute slobberknocker for the competition every single minute Clark was on the court.
And in the off chance any other WNBA fans clicked into this blog, I'll happily give you an update on the rest of the league as well. It might appear petty to immediately compare what Caitlin did today to whatever Angel "The Bayou Barbie" Reese has done lately, but I've already proven to be an unbiased down the line journalist when it comes to that field…
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So if you're gonna complain, FIND A NEW SLANT. All I'm doing is reporting the #news. And when it comes to our dear Angel, unfortunately the numbers aren't pretty right now…
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I don't want to spread any fake news here because that graphic is 12 days old at this point. Currently she's shooting a crisp 38% on #layups so there has been some improvement? But only 2/6 from deep. Not that anyone is counting or anything.
But again, don't worry Angel fans. It's a long season, and she doesn't seem to be sweating a single bead about it. So you probably shouldn't either. Slay those boards Barbie! Yasss!!!
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I might argue that's a TOUGH video to willingly post on your own TikTok while your team is on a 3 game losing streak and currently 2nd worst in the entire league… but what the fuck do I know? I'm neither fashionable nor athletic. So hell, keep slaying out there Angel!
Meanwhile pundits much smarter & more accomplished than me have been spitting some gems recently when it comes to this apparent Angel vs Caitlin rivalry. Hard to argue with an all-time great like Candace Parker no?
Of course we can't judge greatness off of t-shirt tosses alone, but it's pretty clear to see the writing on the wall here. No matter what comparison you try to make, what we're witnessing in Caitlin Clark's 2nd professional year is nothing short of transformative and The W better pray she doesn't get hurt again this season.
Not just for the on court fireworks, but quite possibly the entire hope of the league's future growth too. No pressure!
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Let's just all be thankful we get to live in the same generation as CC and witness this greatness together. I'll still be rooting for Sabrina & Stewie & Ellie to take her down come playoff time, but I'm also not so sure it's possible. With that new offensive system for the Fever and depth at every position, seems like it's gonna be scary hours in Indiana for the next 10+ years.
Even if the Fever can't win it all this season, that pain train is coming SOON. Personally driven by Caitlin, and expertly curated by Bella. There are worse ways to go when it comes to being a Liberty fan I suppose. Damn.
Either way hopefully we'll get a Bella X Miss Peaches crossover before that possible destruction. Let me pet the rabbits first.
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PS: Damn, you hate to see bad things happen to the most honest people you know. Stay strong Fearless Leader
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