Oakmont Now Has Rory In Complete Hell With Him Tomahawk Tossing Clubs And Smashing A Tee Marker

Take it easy, Rory! That's just a tee marker. It was only a matter of time before we got a solid blowup and we're getting it here with Rory considering just earlier we had this move: 

Obligatory comment here: THE CLUB WENT FURTHER THAN THE BALL. 

Okay got that out of the way.

Now, back to Rory, the man is fighting for his life out there. He ended up getting a birdie on 18 as I was blogging this to get inside the cut number, so maybe he needed to destroy a couple more tee markers? Who the hell knows at this place and what actually works because we have 3 people right now under par. What I do know is guys are in full on melt down mode

I don't blame Lowry here at all. Man blew a 4-stroke lead on Sunday back in 2016, I'd be saying fuck this place too. I may not even show up if you asked me to, can't relive that. Even Scottie is in hell

Not enough carnage! I need guys crying by the end of round 3. I want tee markers destroyed and the USGA coming out of nowhere to hand out a penalty like they did to DJ in 2016 (even though it didn't matter). I want more and more chaos with every shot.