Things Are Going So Bad For US Soccer That We Now Have Jesse Marsch And Canada Making Fun Of The Dumbass Drama Surrounding Our Team

You know how bad it's gotta be for us to lose to Canada and then still have them dunk on us for basically being a shitty soap opera? That's where we are now. To be fair, Jesse Marsch is an American, he wanted the USMNT job at some point and never got it. Part of me wonders what we'd look like with him and if we just brought him in at any point during the Berhalter fiasco. Instead he went to Canada, made them respectable and is always taking shots at us. 

The saddest part? We can't even say anything back. They beat us! They don't have fighting between former players and current stars right now. I've said it before, it's one thing if we weren't losing 4 in a row and won Nations League or looked the part in Nations League. But we didn't. We finished 4th in a competition that we should be in the final nearly every time. Then we have guys stuck playing Club World Cup because FIFA cares only about money grabs and the Pulisic situation. That's how you end up with a C team playing Switzerland for the last 4-0 loss. 

I never thought we'd win a World Cup, that would be an insane thought process for even the most diehard fans. But we should be decent. We have guys who are playing at high levels and while we don't have the elite of the elite in the soccer world, we have enough good players to show up and be a top-12/15 team in the world. What we don't have is the bully or the guys who were all heart like in 2002 when a ref fucked us against Germany in the quarterfinals. And even worse, now we have Canada making fun of us.