20 Year Old Model Sophie Rain Says Gangbang Extraordinaire Bonnie Blue Is Ruining OnlyFans For Everyone And It's "No Longer About Women Empowerment Anymore. I'd Really Like To Know Who's Running Her Clown Show.”

6/11/2025 6:45 PM

(The Blast) - In a statement to The Blast, Rain accused Blue of creating a spectacle for attention at the expense of the platform’s original mission “It’s no longer women empowerment. It’s shock value, and she’s making a joke out of all of us,” Rain said. “We built this space to take control of our bodies and make money on our terms, not to fake pregnancies, marriages, and throw cake at people in public. Brands don’t take us seriously anymore. Media doesn’t take us seriously,” she said. “I’m tired of having to explain that not all of us are doing circus acts for clicks.” Frustrated by the attention Blue receives, Rain added, “I would really like to know who is running her clown show.”

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First off let's address the elephant in the room and what I imagine everyone is thinking of right off the bat. Can you believe the term "clown show" is making a comeback in the year of our Lord 2025?! Haven't heard anything close to that since Team Portnoy Member/MLB MVP Bryce Harper used "clown question bro" back in 2012.

Holy fuck we are old brother!

Now as far as the cat scratching above goes, I really don't have a dog in the fight. I'm just the messenger spreading international news about what is happening in the OnlyFans creator world. Honestly, some pretty high stakes shit. Some of these girls have net worths higher than a handful of small countries. And with Glenny Balls out of commission, who's left to cover such crucial debates? Who watches the Watchwomen? Troubling times indeed.

If you're not familiar with her game, 20 year old Sophie Rain is something of a OF prodigy. And possibly The Chosen One? Not just in farming followers (28 million total), or making insane profit margins (reportedly $43 million profit last year), or having extreme business acumen (founded The Bop House which has been compared to a modern day Playboy Mansion for OF creators currently with 90 million followers collectively) ...But also ... chosen by The Lord himself? Wow!

Last month, she hit back at accusations that she’s “using God” to justify her success on OnlyFans. In an exclusive statement to The Blast, she addressed the backlash, defending her beliefs and her career. “People love to weaponize religion when it’s convenient for them. But last I checked, judgment wasn’t in God’s job description for us,”

Sophie said. “I talk to God every day, and I truly believe He’s proud of how far I’ve come, especially knowing why I do this. It’s not just about money; it’s about taking care of my family.” She continued, “If God gave me this platform, this body, and this voice, why wouldn’t I use it? Why is that offensive only when it’s not done quietly? It’s ironic, the same men calling me a disgrace are the ones subscribed to my page. If you think I’m so sinful, maybe cancel your subscription first.”

With God's approval in hand and a fat ass bank account to boot, who am I to question these comments from Ms. Rain? She's a true rags to riches story with more credibility in that field than anyone! And a truly inspirational one too… 1 year she's getting fired from her minimum wage waitressing job in Tampa Bay whilst living off food stamps but then 369 days later she's a media mogul worth loads upon loads upon loads of millions. If only Dave Portnoy knew about wiggle-dicking during his semesters at Michigan, he could've skipped handing out all the newspapers entirely, along with the endless Panera baguettes.

But it was also totally out of his control, since the song that helped Sophie go viral wasn't released until 2024. But Jesus Christ be damned, "Slut Me Out 2" is pretty catchy right?

Slay Queen!!!

Out of her entire IG those are the only pictures that can embed, and absolutely 0 of them work from her Twitter. So apologies to the lads but you'll have to do a good ol' fashioned Google for more research on her accomplishments. Did I mention she's allegedly still a virgin too? We love a modern day Britney Spears, KEEP SLAYING Q!

While on the other side of this fierce debate & the Atlantic Ocean we have British Bukkakke Master Bonnie Blue, whose exploits are incredibly well known by now. Including her recent announcement about a 2000 man glass-box-gangbang on June 15th, SLAYYYYY

But after she started promoting the event, OnlyFans came out swinging in an official way. They banned Bonnie from the site permanently and published a harsh statement admonishing any creators who try to go over the line with their crazy cum laden stunts.

“Extreme ‘challenge content is not available on OnlyFans and is not permitted under our Acceptable Use Policy and Terms of Service. Any breach of our Terms of Service results in content or account deactivation.”

Now Ms. Blue didn't hear no fucking bell other than the Fuckin' Bell and is already planning other ways to livestream this 6/15 'bang. Hopefully she figures it out quickly because reports claimed she was pulling in around $800,000 per month on OF. How is she gonna feed her family now?

The human body can't survive on semen alone, can it? Slay?

Hopefully all our OF Queens can learn to get along and embrace every niche equally. Far be it from me to kink shame or assume to know what it's like to be an empowered female creator in such a male dominated world. Much like Tony Stark, I just want peace in our time. There's plenty of loads and/or blank faced animatronic TikTok dances to go around. Pageviews for all! Thank you ladies, much obliged.

PS: wish we still had our CLOWN SHOW BRO shirts on-sale but alas, this Pizza Review with Bryce Harper will have to do instead. Give @VivaLaFood a follow on all platforms for more daily food content