Ozempic Users Are Claiming Ozempic Makes Their Dicks Bigger (And Not Just Because of The Weight Loss)
NY Post – It’s the miracle drug that promises to shrink your size — except where it matters.
Male Ozempic users say their penises have gotten bigger since they started injecting the weight-loss shot, with dozens of well-endowed fellas flocking to online forums to fawn over their expanded members.
I've seen this story, or this claim that makes the rounds a couple of times before. Just yesterday the NY Post published an article on it yet again. There's a thought going around from Ozempic patients that the popular weight-loss drug has increased the size of their dick. "Ozempic Penis" they call it. Not only does injecting yourself with semaglutide once per week curb your appetite resulting in miracle weight loss and more skeletor-esque facial features, but it also makes your penis bigger. Keep in mind this is specifically for men who already had a penis. It does not mean women who take Ozempic will grow a penis. If you're looking to dominate California girl's high school sports, you'll have to do it the old fashioned way (by filling out a form). I do not know if female Ozempic patients claim their pussies get bigger.
As far as unintentional PR for your company goes, the side effect of "bigger penis" is about as good as it gets. Obviously Ozempic isn't going to put out any statements denying such a claim. That would be insane. But when I've seen this claim, I've always been under the impression that it's bullshit. Because the cases in which people claim significant growth are all situations where the guy dropped something like 75 pounds of fat. When you lose that much weight, your circulation improves, meaning there's more blood flow to your dick. Also the pelvic/foopa fat around your groin starts to disappear, which naturally makes your dick appear larger than it was when you were a big fat fatty.
But the quotes I'm seeing in the NY Post article (i.e. people in Reddit), there are people out there who are convinced that their dick growth is from more than just the weight loss.
“I recently measured myself down there and noticed I gained about one inch,” an anonymous user recently claimed on a Reddit thread.
“Now I think people will say it was because of the fat loss. However at the time I measured myself before (4 years ago), I was thinner,” the man claimed. “I also bone pressed during measurement before and also this time. Has anyone else noticed this change in themselves?”
“Yes,” another happy Redditor responded. “I gained 1.5 inches in length. No joke. Like you I obviously know how long I was before I got very fat. Then after about seven months on Tirzepatide in my case I gained 1.5 inches in length. Definitely not all from weight loss.”
First off, that seems like a lot of dick measuring. "Obviously I know the exact size of my penis at all different weights and climates". Is that really an obvious thing? I mean of course I have a rough idea that my dick is somewhere between 10-14 inches flaccid. But I don't know it down to the decimal. Has everybody else just been keeping a log of their dick size over the years?
The good people at Ozempic must be laughing to the bank when they see these stories. Free marketing doesn't get any better than this. I still don't buy it. I feel like there's so many variables that go into how long your dick is at any given time that I need more evidence than some random Ozempic users on Reddit who measured themselves a few times over the years. But if I'm Ozempic, if there's any chance that there's truth to this, I'm looking to get some hard evidence to back it up immediately. They need to find a group of already skinny men who are willing to take part in a trial. Put 1,000 in shape dudes on Ozempic for a full year, and see if their dicks grow. If they can prove that a year of Ozempic will cause your dick to grow a full inch, and start listing that as an official side effect, then they just doubled, tripled, maybe 10x'd their customer base. People are so desperate to grow their dicks that they'll blindly purchase pills from the shadiest looking websites you'll ever see advertised on the margins of PornHub. If a trusted name-brand drug like Ozempic can make that claim, they'll have dudes injecting triple doses directly into their cocks for breakfast every morning. Ozempic might become that most popular drug in the world.
The concept of Ozempic Penis really highlights what is arguably the cruelest twist of fate in the world. Probably the #1 meanest thing God cursed the male body with. That when you gain weight, every part of your body inflates to a disgusting size. Your gut flops out over your waist. Your ass spills from your jeans. Your fingers transform into Andoullie sausages. Your jawline balloons up as it fills with bacon grease and loose mashed potatoes. You grow a voluptuous pair of woman's tits. Quite literally the only part of your body (other than maybe your eyeballs) that doesn't grow when you gain weight is your penis. In fact, it shrinks. It's the most unfair thing in the entire world. God just couldn't stand to throw fat people a single bone. While every part of your body that you wish would remain slim gets fatter, the one part that people would kill to have fattened up just shrinks into itself. It retreats into the body. It's so mean. Of all the fucked up mysteries of the universe, that one might take the cake.