Does Teanna Trump Deserve A Ring If The Pacers Win It All? Did Tyrese Haliburton GO OFF Solely Because Of Her IG Story? Let's Investigate!
We all know Teanna Trump is one of Indiana's biggest sports fans and proponents of fair ball play, but has the internet gone too far this time? The Internet is claiming Tyrese Haliburton went off in the NBA Finals last night ONLY because she uploaded this IG Story before the game wearing holding his jersey. And that pic was such a boon to his overall abilities & team chemistry that she now deserves her own 69 carat engraved ring if the Pacers win it all?
Truthfully, I'm not totally convinced yet.
But there's too many clues lining up to ignore. And as a wise Gotham police commissioner once said, "You're an internet detective now, son. You're not allowed to believe in coincidences anymore. Skibidi toilet."
The 1st clue in favor of this theory is her most recent IG Post, which follows in the footsteps of THE GREAT ONE Abella Danger, and is literally impossible to embed on this website. That's the price of #pageviews sometimes. Too much greatness. Click in if you dare.
But Ms. Trump rocking the Pacers yellow with pinstripe booty shorts? About as big a Bat (Cum) Signal as it gets. Sure it doesn't completely prove Tyrese hit that game winner just for her... But it certainly doesn't rule out red hot coincidences either.
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And from what friends have told me, her very 1st adult video was filmed with her in a #88 Colts jersey too? So this has been a lifelong love & dedication to the Indiana game for her.
She just fucking loves the Pacers! Or is it just fucking the Pacers? Shit now I'm confusing myself. Run the tape!
But there is one giant gaping hole in this whole theory. A slight part of it being that Tyrese didn't really have that great of a game aside from his final shot. You could argue her IG Story was such a distraction it was actually a detriment, but I think there's a clearer answer here.
Something so clear it's almost translucent, with a hue of milky undertones and blonde ambition.
Of course I'm referring to the Internet's previous theory on Haliburton, which is his middle name is actually "Buchanan"
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Would a friendly neighborhood midwest milk man even be interested in a TT thirst trap?
Well I have no fucking idea if any of this is true, I only said I was going to investigate. Nothing more, nothing less. As we've seen with that godforsaken Karen Read trial, sometimes the judicial process can take months or even years to complete.
But it's something I'll keep monitoring for sure. For love of the game.
But gun to my head, and it's a big thick black one, I say the Pacers SHOULD give Teanna Trump a ring if they win it all. When you stack up all the years she's spent soaking up greatness for Indianapolis + being a constant inspiration to the NBA/NFL/MLB/MLS to play better whether she's posting or not, a legacy award would be well deserved.
Either way I think she was just showing her love for the team & city and not necessarily coming for a freight car experience with Tyrese HaliBarneston.
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Lest we forget she is currently dating soccer star Nicolas Pépé and seems to be very happy doing so. Go off you international Queen! SLAY!!!
I'll close out this investigation with this though. Unfortunately for the OKC Thunder, I can't see Teanna taking her foot off the IG Story gas over the next few weeks. Fuck trying to fuck Tyrese, homegirl is still try to settle the score from 2019. Hell hath NO fury like a passionate sports fan scorned. Put it all on Indiana!
She is READY for Game 3…
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PS: there was simply no spot to stick these Koreans into Teanna but what an A+ call from this commentary team. Definition of electric.
PPS: how about Tyrese's trainer Drew Hanlen giving BJ the BUSINESS online amidst all this chaos? Jennings would be lucky to get a call back from Lacey Duvalle at this point. And so would I. Maybe Ice La Fox is still around though.