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THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR TODAY- Bloodletting

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Every now and again, I catch myself hunched over my phone with the posture of a fucking jumbo shrimp as I am furiously 'doom-scrolling' until I find something so odd that it makes me question the future of this world.

Typically, the posts that stop me dead in my tracks are sexual in nature, and sometimes they are not sexual at all. But no matter what they are, they are always weird enough to make me wonder- Why the fuck does this even exist?

Today, that question arose when I bumped into this...

There is a small account on Instagram with the handle "bolortaij", and his page is filled with people somewhere in Asia, I guess, having their foreheads punctured and then bleeding out into plastic bag-lined garbage pails. 

I am assuming all of these idiots people are practicing the lost art of "bloodletting", an art that only became lost once it was found to be useless. 

Our first president, George Washington, underwent multiple rounds of bloodletting in the final hours of his life because his doctors believed that extracting blood would help restore balance to his system and alleviate his respiratory distress.

However, the extensive blood loss likely contributed to his death… That was in 1799.

But apparently the whole "useless" memo never made it to wherever the hell these poor bastards are, so they are still paying some quack good money to bleed out slowly…

And for some reason, I spent about 15 minutes watching his patients do it… This guy poked TWO holes in his head…

It wasn't until after that 15 minutes of blood scrolling did I decide to turn this bullshit off, mainly because I started rooting for the bucket. SOOOOOOOOO I will shut it down for the next 24 hours because I've truly had enough of the internet for today.

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