Watching Frank The Tank Cut An Onion Will Spike Your Anxiety To Castatrophic Levels

Did Frank The Tank do it again or did Frank The Tank do it again? As Frank has figuratively blown up and literally slimmed down over the last year, his content has gotten refined with legitimate editing and big time sponsors. That's not to say Frank's content has changed at its core however, as this video took us on a roller coster ride on par with anything he recorded in his old basement apartment with the infamous Ninja Turtles Pizza Window.

I didn't know watching a grown man cut an onion could leave me breathless, yet there I was gasping for air like I had just finished a 5 mile stroll on Frank Walks out of fear my coworker was gonna lose a digit or entire hand while making steak lemon chicken potato casserole by swinging a machete like Rambo cutting weeds in Vietnam. Sure most people would lay a round object on its side after the first cut. But that's not how The Tank rolls. He focuses more on the viewer's angle of the cutting process than his own personal health all while humming a tune about the potential demise of his fingies. That's the mark of a true showman, which Frank has been since the moment he entered our lives following that fateful NJ Transit delay the day of the Mets home opener.

I don't know how we are gonna do it, but I am politely demanding Frank somehow be involved for the prep of the cooking challenge of the next Mintzy vs. Klemmer combine.

For more Tank in the kitchen, check out today's Tank Cooks where he prepares the aforementioned steak lemon chicken potato casserole

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