Watch: Big Cat Blind Ranks ICE CREAM FLAVORS Ahead Of His Cream Team's Big Day Debuting The Office Soft Serve Machine
Cream Team CEO & founder Big Cat remains UNDEFEATED with his blind rankings, and hopefully that's a good sign of things to come today. It's a pivotal moment in Chicago HQ history with the CT finally activating their new soft serve machine.
Will they do it successfully? AKA, not murder the entire office via listeria? TBD!
Tune in to The Yak at 1 PM today to see what happens next. Either way, it's a day which will live in infamy no doubt. But it's in God's creamy hands now. All we can do is pray.
If you're a fellow fan of sweet treats Mr. Cat also crushed his cookie rankings recently. My personal favorite is a fudge covered Berger from the Baltimore area. Goddamn can that ol' Grandma cook up a mean batch of shortbread.
Not sure if it's any good at absorbing listeria but, who even knows if that's a real thing anyway. Let the kids play!
GOOD LUCK OUT THERE CREAM TEAM! WE BELIEVE IN YOU!!!

