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Bethenny Frankel Was Throwing 90 On The Black At The SI Swimsuit Event

John Parra. Getty Images.
John Parra. Getty Images.
John Parra. Getty Images.

Age is just a number … clearly. 54 folks. 54! I’m sure the bonk police will sound the alarms on this one, but I will quickly shoot those down as my wife was the one who showed me this today because when she had the 578 different versions of Housewives on in our house, Bethenny was the only person I was eager to keep on the screen. Just an all time character. Total lunatic, but in the best way possible. I know she’s well to do but she looks like she was the type of girl to get in a screaming match over a spilled drink or someone stealing her spot at the bar in the mid 90’s when she had nothing to lose and wasn’t afraid to throw hands. We call that the Staten Island complex (yes I know she’s not from SI). A girl who’s super attractive but every night out with her is a choose your own adventure path of wild situations. One night you could be at a five star restaurant thanks to her uncle Vinny who knows a guy and the next night your on line for Crobar or Metro 53 rolling up your sleeves to throw hands because someone’s date looked at her the wrong way. Like the time I took a date to a wedding and one minute she was whispering in my ear how great I look, the next she was calling the waiter a ballsack because a drink spilt on her phone. Shoutout Nolan … great wedding but my chances of dancing and romancing ended with that spilled drink. 

Anyway, absolute heat at 54. Just slinging it. Age is just a number… 

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