'He Has Poop All Over His Back' - Scottie Scheffler Wins The Memorial (Again), Promptly Snaps Back Into Dad Mode Getting Handed His Son With A Blown Out Diaper
I could talk about Scottie Scheffler winning The Memorial, but all Scottie does is win. It was another Scottie tournament. Hangs around, hangs around, takes advantage on Saturday to take the lead and then on Sunday just hits enough shots to be consistent while everyone around him blows up.
And speaking of blows up, Scottie getting told 'there's poop on his back' as he's being handed his son is far too relatable. Get done your work, wife needs a moment and hands you your kid, bam, shit everywhere. It's not a fun experience. You have to be a pro's pro to know where to put the hand to avoid the blow out. There's nothing you can do, you're out of the change of clothes, you're in the middle of Dublin, Ohio just waiting to get into the clubhouse.
The real win here though isn't the $4 million Scottie got. It's the fact he has this video, this picture to heckle his son for years until death. This is the type of story any dad will break out as your kid thinks he's feeling a little cocky in college or around the wedding. You pull up the video of Meredith saying 'there's poop on his back' and it's immediately point back to dad.
Again, Scottie is just a machine. The dude hits center of the green when he has to, can scramble when he needs to and added this consistent putting as the years go on. It's absurd. He's easily the best golfer we've seen since Tiger. He's on a run that should be talked about decades from now. It doesn't matter the course, the field, or the moment, he's there.
