Watch: Big Cat Blind Ranks COOKIES & FRENCH FRIES Without Any Arguments In The Comment Section. Amazing!
You rarely see full agreement over anything on the internet but Big Cat's blind ranking for cookies was right up there with the best of them. Sure it's an absolutely loaded deck counting Girl Scout Cookies as 1 singular choice, but aside from that the comment section was very much vibing with what Mr. Cat was cooking. I'm a little surprised oatmeal raisin snuck into the Top 5 but it's certainly a strong list overall.
However to quote Stephen A Smith, "HOWEVA..."
His blind ranking for fast food French Fries was NOT as universally praised. Can't win em all, even if most of these picks could be driven solely by local flavor & availability. Which is of course, the best ability per Todd McShay.
Definitely looking forward to enjoying more of these from Barstool Chicago's fearless leader and before you jump into those comments to yell at him just remember, this is a #HealthyDebate #HealthyDebate. Not a warzone.
I'd certainly never argue with him about food, dude has been a world renowned expert his whole blogging career. Which I must emphasize is NOT a fat joke. Simply an acknowledgement of his dining acumen.
Who else could go toe to toe with Dave Portnoy in the great Burrito vs Pizza wars? And then years later continue to evolve his culinary powers by creating an impressive Cream Team? Let alone the beauty that is his weekly donut lineup.
To quote Castor Troy, "that shit belongs in the Louvre"
Viva La Food indeed. That's why he's the very best. My only worry for him this summer is things going too far with his new intern Zach. We all know entering the Barstool Blogsphere can add some weight on the ol' frame but uhhh, this kid might be 400lb by July if his new Viva diet keeps up. Granted that is a guaranteed way to get a job for life at this company.
But we need The Cream Team in one piece. At least until the machine is up & running…
Godspeed Zach. Salute to you Big Cat. VIVA!

