'Should I Tell My Wife We're Worth Millions?': This Dave Ramsey Caller Might Be the Best Secret Keeper of All-Time

There are few things in the world I love more than a good clip from the Dave Ramsey Show. They will almost always either make you feel infinitely better about your own financial situation or, as is the case here, be better gossip than you can get anywhere else on the internet.

What do you mean your wife doesn't know you're worth millions of dollars? How is that even possible?

I could see someone being able to pull off having a separate account where they stash a little bit of extra money that their spouse doesn't know about. But it seems like after a few thousand dollars, that would become pretty difficult to manage. I'm very curious how this guy has been able to do this on the scale he has, because it's actually very impressive — even if also obviously deceptive and bad.

Dave absolutely hated this guy. He did his best to get through the call, but he was doing everything in his power to not call this guy a dadgum son of a gun.

I don't even know why this guy called in, because he is clearly vehemently opposed to telling his wife they're rich. Maybe he just wanted Dave to affirm his position, but that clearly backfired. And now your voice is in a clip going viral and your wife might see it anyway. Terrible plan.

Best of luck, though. At least you're rich, I guess.