A Knicks Fan And Pacers Fan Settled Their Differences The Way Things Should Be Settled...By Boxing On The Streets Of New York After Game 5

Now THIS is how you let out your aggression about a person rooting for a different group of strangers playing a kids game! No hitting them with bags of trash like assholes or stabbing them like a fucking psychopath. Just put your dukes up and let the best man win, which to nobody's surprise was Boxing Brunson after Boxing Mathurin screamed out "¡No más!"

I realize that calling fists "dukes" makes me seem like an old man, but I was just channeling Craig's dad from Friday, who is on my Mount Rushmore of movie dads and only becomes greater in my eyes as I continue to experience the wondrous "joys" of parenthood.

I would like to think the same kind of good natured boxing would happen in Indiana, who seem like fine folks in their own right that may even choose a game of tiddlywinks over throwing hands due to their kindly midwestern demeanor. However the only person from Indiana I know is my coworker who spent years trying to kill or at the very least maim everyone in our office by having them ingest the worst food or food adjacent items on the planet.

So maybe people from Indiana aren't that much better from us alleged heathen scumbag sociopaths in New York. Hopefully the Basketball Gods see it the same way and bring things back to The Garden for a deciding rubber match. Because as a wise man once said…

Knicks in 7.