The Knicks Game 5 Win Was Cute, But The Pacers Are Still In Control

Congrats to the Knicks for surviving. You showed up to a must win game and proved you aren't completely gutless. Maybe the Knicks might actually have scrotum. BUT, your tiny sack is nothing compared to the Pacers pendulous swinging balls which are about to be dunked on your forehead in Game 6. All the pressure is still on the Knicks. Would a team that isn't desperate resort to casting spells? 

Resorting to witchcraft? Pathetic. And if witchcraft wasn't a bad enough look, Knicks fans are BEGGING Timmy C to show up to the game with his good luck charm girlfriend on his arm. 

As a Pacers fan, I'm not worried in the slightest. You think a Kardashian venture into the Heartland of this great country and be forced to mingle with the common man? Not a chance. Kylie couldn't even point to Indiana on a map. Plus, after the celebrities TRAUMATIC EXPERIENCE in Indy of being boo'ed, you know Timmy C has told her it isn't safe in Indianapolis. But, the #1 reason is the Pacers are a better basketball team. Knicks have some pride for forcing a Game 6, but Indiana is about to take it all away Saturday night.