The Knicks Are 2-0 In The Playoffs With Kylie Jenner In The Building - No Questions Asked, Get Her To Indy Tomorrow Night

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After last night's win, the Knicks are still in a dog fight for their playoff lives with the Indiana Pacers. Their convincing 111-94 victory on Thursday gave New York fans some legit hope that the comeback can happen. It all really comes down to Game 6 now with all the pressure on the Pacers. So what has to happen? Brunson has to be on his game and hold his own defensively like he did last night. Those units with KAT surrounded by Wright, Shamet, Deuce, and Hart need to be replicated so you can hide the big man's defense. Mitch has to be a force, although would it kill them to give him some 4th quarter minutes? Also wouldn't hurt to have Hali get tight like last night and be scared to do anything. Oh one more thing? I need Kylie in Indiana with Timothee. No questions asked she has to be there. 

Sorry, I'm a man of superstition. I'll eat the same foods if it's working for my teams. I'll listen to the same music. Watch the same porn. Shower at the same time. I don't care. If I feel it can swing the vibes in my favor I'm doing it. Converted diehard Kylie Jenner has brought big time winning energy to the Knicks since hopping on the bandwagon. I need it to continue. You know Tim showed her that graphic last night and told her the deal. 

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She's locked in, but is it all so her lover can have joy? What are her motives? Well, last night after the win she reposted this video on her tiktok, a clip from Sex and the City where a character says she's invested in basketball now because she doesn't get laid unless the Knicks win. 

Alright so now all our cards on the table. Timothee needs the Knicks to win for his sanity and Kylie needs them to have sex with him. Once again, what a life Chalamet lives. 

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Knicks in 7. Get your ass to Indy, Kylie. I know you've probably never been there and likely can't find it on a map, but we all need to make sacrifices. She goes to Indy, it is written.