IDIOTS: The Miami Dolphins Are Looking To Trade Their Best Player On Offense

Surprise, surprise,  the Miami Dolphins are looking to trade their best offensive player. The level of incompetence this organization displays year in and year out is absolutely disgraceful. I probably wouldn’t score higher than a 90 on an IQ test, and I could still run this team better than the clowns they pay millions of dollars to every year. Please, make it make sense.

Why the hell do we keep finding hidden gems, watching them blossom into core pieces of the team, only to trade them away? This shit happens every single year. And then when we go 9-8 again and get steamrolled in the playoffs, we sit there asking ourselves why. I’ll tell you why: because every time we sign a player who’s actually good at his job, we fucking trade him all because we don’t want to pay him.

What kind of message does that send to the locker room? "Hey! You love living in South Florida? You love playing good football and helping us win games? Cool,  we’re going to trade you now!" It’s fucking ridiculous.

Jonnu Smith was the surprise of the season. In fact, he was our best offensive player last year! And now that he’s asking for a well deserved raise from his $4.8 million salary, we’re looking to trade him? Is this team even serious about winning? Are they serious about life? What’s the point of having money if you just reinvest it in shit players?! Why not pay the guys who have already proven themselves?

Please, tell me what available tight end is going to produce what Jonnu did last season? He set franchise records for tight ends in receptions, receiving yards, and touchdowns! And now we want to trade him? Brilliant. Fucking hell, man. I hate this team. I pray we win three games and they fire everybody. Because as long as they idiots are running the team we are FUCKED.